[The ducks absolutely flip out!!! Food!!! They crave that food!!! The ducks are now gathering around where the food Ash threw fell in the water, quacking. It's a nice sound!
Not that Nic can hear it but it's fine. He remains where he is for a moment, stubborn, but then finally figures he may as well get up and witness the duck feast from closer up, as he joins Ash on the bank.]
Ash glances over again, before just silently holding out the bag of food to Nic. You wanna feed the ducks, man? This is soothing and relaxing and definitely a step up from voting an innocent if obnoxious man to death. ]
[Bold of you to assume ducks take orders from anyone besides their dark pond god???
But yes Nic will accept the offer, reaching into the bag of food. He takes a bite out of the mystery food first, because he's a goblin, but then does break off a piece to throw to the ducks.]
Well. Enjoy your kinda cold, going a bit stale croquette, Nic. The ducks sure are, so maybe it tastes good anyway. Or maybe the ducks are just hungry as all heck. ]
[Nic just finally properly turns to Ash then, to raise a skeptical eyebrow at.
He doesn't say anything. Just gives him a Look that says "really? you think ducks have concerns? You're a fool, Ash Carbide." Or something like that, anyway.]
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Not that Nic can hear it but it's fine. He remains where he is for a moment, stubborn, but then finally figures he may as well get up and witness the duck feast from closer up, as he joins Ash on the bank.]
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Ash glances over again, before just silently holding out the bag of food to Nic. You wanna feed the ducks, man? This is soothing and relaxing and definitely a step up from voting an innocent if obnoxious man to death. ]
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But yes Nic will accept the offer, reaching into the bag of food. He takes a bite out of the mystery food first, because he's a goblin, but then does break off a piece to throw to the ducks.]
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Well. Enjoy your kinda cold, going a bit stale croquette, Nic. The ducks sure are, so maybe it tastes good anyway. Or maybe the ducks are just hungry as all heck. ]
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Ducks got it easy.
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Ya think? They probably have their own problems.
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He doesn't say anything. Just gives him a Look that says "really? you think ducks have concerns? You're a fool, Ash Carbide." Or something like that, anyway.]
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you know nothing of ducks. ]
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Why're you wasting good food on the ducks?
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[ he shrugs, and throws a bit of food at the fluffy duckies again. they scrabble around it, little feathers fluffing and beaks snapping. ]
I made way too many of them.
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You didn't strike me as the cooking type
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[ he breaks off a bit of another croquette and hurls it hardcore into the lake. Swim for it, ducks. ]
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Can't listen so I guess I'll have to ignore you.
[Is... is this a deaf joke.]
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[ IS HE BOTHERED, NIC. IS HE BOTHERED. ]