NIC

[voidbreaker]

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[inaudibly]

[Bold of you to assume ducks take orders from anyone besides their dark pond god???

But yes Nic will accept the offer, reaching into the bag of food. He takes a bite out of the mystery food first, because he's a goblin, but then does break off a piece to throw to the ducks.]

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[ Worship him.

Well. Enjoy your kinda cold, going a bit stale croquette, Nic. The ducks sure are, so maybe it tastes good anyway. Or maybe the ducks are just hungry as all heck. ]

[inaudibly]

[A croquettes a croquette. Also he mostly ate some to be a weirdo, frankly. He throws a bit more to the ducks.]

Ducks got it easy.

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[ Eh. Appreciate his food, it's fine. ]

Ya think? They probably have their own problems.

[inaudibly]

[Nic just finally properly turns to Ash then, to raise a skeptical eyebrow at.

He doesn't say anything. Just gives him a Look that says "really? you think ducks have concerns? You're a fool, Ash Carbide." Or something like that, anyway.]

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[ he just stares right back at him. you think you know a duck’s life, nicholas brown? you think you know what they struggle with, their fears?

you know nothing of ducks. ]

[inaudibly]

[Well, maybe so. That said;]

Why're you wasting good food on the ducks?

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I made it, so I'll use it if I want to.

[ he shrugs, and throws a bit of food at the fluffy duckies again. they scrabble around it, little feathers fluffing and beaks snapping. ]

I made way too many of them.

[inaudibly]

[Oh, huh.]

You didn't strike me as the cooking type

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Gotta know how to cook to be able to eat. And my mom couldn't cook, so. There you go.

[inaudibly]

You don't. I'm older than you and I've managed to survive without being able to cook/

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Ever had someone cook for you? If you're alive you've been eating.

[inaudibly]

Sure, sometimes Granny Joel or Alex cooks for us. But before Alex came we'd just get takeout mostly.

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Isn't eating out all the time pricey? And also bad for you.

[inaudibly]

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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M’just saying. You can listen to me or ignore me, I don’t actually care either way.

[ he breaks off a bit of another croquette and hurls it hardcore into the lake. Swim for it, ducks. ]

[inaudibly]

[Well;]

Can't listen so I guess I'll have to ignore you.
[Is... is this a deaf joke.]

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You live your life, I guess.

[ IS HE BOTHERED, NIC. IS HE BOTHERED. ]