AKIRA

[voidbreaker]

awww shit here they go again

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week 0, post all the knives being gone

[voidbreaker]

[ it can't be that tough to find one guy on a bus, can it? ]

[survivaltricks]

[YES IT CAN, AKIRA HAS HID HIMSELF WELL]

[no j/k he's in the sitting area lounging on a beanbag]

Yo, Ash. What's up?

[voidbreaker]

[ a Quick Look around to make sure no one is close enough to eavesdrop... ]

...

How many knives did you grab from the kitchen?

[survivaltricks]

[oh my fucking god]

[JUST. . . GIVES ASH AN AMUSED LOOK, before he. . . pulls a dart out of his fanny pack. tah dah!! dart no knife]

None, thank you very much.

[voidbreaker]

[ huh.




ash just pulls out a knife, wrapped in fabric. ]

Somehow I'm disappointed.

[survivaltricks]

[and Akira laughs a little breathlessly, his mouth curving upwards. somehow, he's not surprised]

I was hoping nobody would resort to stealing knives, but. . .

[trails off]

. . . maybe things really will be like they were back at the mansion.

[voidbreaker]

... Maybe. We're gonna find out either way.

[ he tucks the knife away. ]

Although I took this one after it turned out four knives were missing. 'Cause I want to actually cook on this stupid bus and not starve.

[survivaltricks]

I'm going to try and stop it if someone tries.

[he says, clenching his jaw firmly]

And you can't really be blamed for it. It's hard to cook without a proper knife.

[voidbreaker]

Try not to get yourself killed in the process. Kinda defeats the point if you do.

[ still, it's not like he wants to go through a bunch of murders again? ]

Yeah, no kidding. Why'd you grab darts though?

[survivaltricks]

Some guy almost skewered me with it while playing darts.

I kept it as payment for nearly losing my life.

[he is. being dramatic]

[voidbreaker]

[ akira? dramatic? surely not.

ash snorts. ]

If they can't play nice then they can't play at all?

[survivaltricks]

[a light, amused huff]

Something like that.

[voidbreaker]

You didn't actually get straight-up hit did you?

[survivaltricks]

Oh, no. Of course not.

It hit the wall right next to me.

[voidbreaker]

... Were you stood by the dart board?

[survivaltricks]

Nope.

If it helps, he was totally drunk.

[voidbreaker]

Damn.

[ ... ]

Who's that bad at darts here?

[survivaltricks]

Eyepatch guy.

I think he goes by Majima.

[voidbreaker]

... Oh, that guy. Yeah, he was drinking a lot really early on. [ aka: ash has shared a drink with this man. ]

I'd kinda pay to see a drunk man with one eye try and nail a bullseye.

[survivaltricks]

[SOMEHOW AKIRA IS NOT SURPRISED]

To be fair, other than almost killing me, he was actually pretty good.

[voidbreaker]

Yeah, exactly. I’d still pay to see it? It’d be wild.

[ apart from y’know. nearly darting someone to death it’s fine. ]

[survivaltricks]

If you can find all of the now-missing darts you could probably pay him to get drunk and play again.

[lightly amused!!]

[voidbreaker]

[ he's tracked down at least two he's on it ]

Oh, I'm definitely gonna do that. Don't worry.

[survivaltricks]

If you need a junior detective-- [SNORTS AT HIS FUNNY JOKE] -- to help you track them down, just let me know.

[voidbreaker]

You can always start by telling me if you actually only took the one dart.