voidbreaker | AKIRA

Yeah, exactly. I’d still pay to see it? It’d be wild.

[ apart from y’know. nearly darting someone to death it’s fine. ]

If you can find all of the now-missing darts you could probably pay him to get drunk and play again.

[lightly amused!!]

[ he's tracked down at least two he's on it ]

Oh, I'm definitely gonna do that. Don't worry.

If you need a junior detective-- [SNORTS AT HIS FUNNY JOKE] -- to help you track them down, just let me know.

You can always start by telling me if you actually only took the one dart.

Only one.

[he gestures to the fanny pack just in case Ash wants to search]

I didn't want to ruin darts for everyone that badly.

Nice thought, in theory. Shame about everyone else.

[ these DART THIEVES on this PARTY BUS ]

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I know, right? Some people are just way too selfish.

[HE IS JOKING. OBVIOUSLY. HE STOLE A DART. HE IS PART OF THE PROBLEM]

Real delinquents, all of them.

[ says the goddamn delinquent. ]

[heh]

Unlike us fine and upstanding citizens.

Hey.

I didn't steal darts. [ he's a goddamn model member of society. ]

And I didn't steal knives.

[twirling the dart between his fingers, laughing lightly]

Can't cook without knives.

[ he's not gonna twirl his around, it's Decently Sized and he likes his fingers not sliced off ]

Can't play darts without. . . darts.

[they are now defending their theft choices to each other]

[ they're valid. ]

Don't see you playing darts though.

Because everyone else has the other eleven.

Get creative.

[flops onto the beanbag]

I'm too lazy.

[ wow. ]

Eh.

At least you're honest.

Always have been. Always will be.

Maybe to a fault.

[ like letting your girlfriend know you smooched a bitchy detective please place your bets as to when i will stop dragging al in meta text ]

[a beat]

[SIGHS HEAVILY LIKE HE JUST KNOWS WHAT ASH IS REFERRING TO, HERE]

There are worse faults to have, right?

[ heh heheh. ]

Sure. Lots of them.

Like drinking too much.

[shooting Ash a teasing look]

Hey, I know my limits.

[ like. c’mon, did ya see Beau? ]

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