AKIRA

[voidbreaker]

awww shit here they go again

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[survivaltricks]

Nope.

If it helps, he was totally drunk.

[voidbreaker]

Damn.

[ ... ]

Who's that bad at darts here?

[survivaltricks]

Eyepatch guy.

I think he goes by Majima.

[voidbreaker]

... Oh, that guy. Yeah, he was drinking a lot really early on. [ aka: ash has shared a drink with this man. ]

I'd kinda pay to see a drunk man with one eye try and nail a bullseye.

[survivaltricks]

[SOMEHOW AKIRA IS NOT SURPRISED]

To be fair, other than almost killing me, he was actually pretty good.

[voidbreaker]

Yeah, exactly. I’d still pay to see it? It’d be wild.

[ apart from y’know. nearly darting someone to death it’s fine. ]

[survivaltricks]

If you can find all of the now-missing darts you could probably pay him to get drunk and play again.

[lightly amused!!]

[voidbreaker]

[ he's tracked down at least two he's on it ]

Oh, I'm definitely gonna do that. Don't worry.

[survivaltricks]

If you need a junior detective-- [SNORTS AT HIS FUNNY JOKE] -- to help you track them down, just let me know.

[voidbreaker]

You can always start by telling me if you actually only took the one dart.

[survivaltricks]

Only one.

[he gestures to the fanny pack just in case Ash wants to search]

I didn't want to ruin darts for everyone that badly.

[voidbreaker]

Nice thought, in theory. Shame about everyone else.

[ these DART THIEVES on this PARTY BUS ]

[survivaltricks]

I know, right? Some people are just way too selfish.

[HE IS JOKING. OBVIOUSLY. HE STOLE A DART. HE IS PART OF THE PROBLEM]

[voidbreaker]

Real delinquents, all of them.

[ says the goddamn delinquent. ]

[survivaltricks]

[heh]

Unlike us fine and upstanding citizens.

[voidbreaker]

Hey.

I didn't steal darts. [ he's a goddamn model member of society. ]

[survivaltricks]

And I didn't steal knives.

[twirling the dart between his fingers, laughing lightly]

[voidbreaker]

Can't cook without knives.

[ he's not gonna twirl his around, it's Decently Sized and he likes his fingers not sliced off ]

[survivaltricks]

Can't play darts without. . . darts.

[they are now defending their theft choices to each other]

[voidbreaker]

[ they're valid. ]

Don't see you playing darts though.

[survivaltricks]

Because everyone else has the other eleven.

[voidbreaker]

Get creative.

[survivaltricks]

[flops onto the beanbag]

I'm too lazy.

[voidbreaker]

[ wow. ]

Eh.

At least you're honest.

[survivaltricks]

Always have been. Always will be.