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[voidbreaker]

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[vigilantics]

Horses are the kind of ride when you have absolutely nothing else to use and also lack a fear of death.

[voidbreaker]

Or you gotta get between two major towns four times before a deadline and walking ain't gonna help that.

[vigilantics]

Yeah...

[ there's a sigh ]

But at least they're cute to look at!

[voidbreaker]

[ is that what we call it. ]

They're friendly enough. Or these ones are.

[vigilantics]

They have yet to know the taste of flesh yet.

[ ... ]

Man-eating swan joke.

[voidbreaker]

Hopefully they're not full of spiders.

[ .............

wait. ]

Man-eaing what.

[vigilantics]

They made it really hard to investigate the lake.

[voidbreaker]

That's still not explaining why you had man-eating swans.

[vigilantics]

They actually didn't attack people at first? Weird, now that I think about it.

[voidbreaker]

Huh.

Wonder what gave them a taste for flesh. [ SANJI. ]

[vigilantics]

... I am not sure but I am very concerned now.

[ will there be flesh-eating birds here too ]

[voidbreaker]

As long as they weren’t one of your residuals, it’s probably ok. But if I see swans, I’ll keep my distance.

[vigilantics]

That's probably for the best. It's pretty up there in embarrassing ways to go.

[voidbreaker]

Yeah, I wouldn't want that on my gravestone.

[vigilantics]

It would probably make for a great eulogy though.

[voidbreaker]

It'd make people stop and wonder about my life, for sure.

[vigilantics]

We will think... were the swans a constant factor in your life, or an unlucky moment of you being in the wrong spot at the wrong time? A mystery.

[voidbreaker]

If they vanish completely maybe people'll assume we mutually destroyed each other.

[vigilantics]

A rivalry so deep that neither of you can live without the other.

[voidbreaker]

On the bright side, there'd be no more flesh eating murder swans so someone wins.

[vigilantics]

Until we summon the next murder animal...

[voidbreaker]

Yeah, but at that point it'll be all on you.

[vigilantics]

Is this burden now in my hands after your death? Wow.

[voidbreaker]

Yeah? I'd be dead.

[vigilantics]

Most people leave money instead.