STEPH

[voidbreaker]

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[vigilantics]

It would probably make for a great eulogy though.

[voidbreaker]

It'd make people stop and wonder about my life, for sure.

[vigilantics]

We will think... were the swans a constant factor in your life, or an unlucky moment of you being in the wrong spot at the wrong time? A mystery.

[voidbreaker]

If they vanish completely maybe people'll assume we mutually destroyed each other.

[vigilantics]

A rivalry so deep that neither of you can live without the other.

[voidbreaker]

On the bright side, there'd be no more flesh eating murder swans so someone wins.

[vigilantics]

Until we summon the next murder animal...

[voidbreaker]

Yeah, but at that point it'll be all on you.

[vigilantics]

Is this burden now in my hands after your death? Wow.

[voidbreaker]

Yeah? I'd be dead.

[vigilantics]

Most people leave money instead.

[voidbreaker]

That sounds way too convenient.

[vigilantics]

I know, right? Must be nice...

[voidbreaker]

Might as well spice it up and add some "avenging your deaths" or ongoing battles to the mix.

[vigilantics]

Ah, so another day that ends in Y.

[voidbreaker]

Sounds like you need a new day job. Or hobby.

[vigilantics]

More like a night job. It's also my hobby.

[voidbreaker]

Night job’s still a job, however you cut it.

[vigilantics]

Yes, but there is a difference. I get zero sleep.

[voidbreaker]

That sounds like a “you” problem.

[vigilantics]

No one ever pretends to be sympathetic to my plights.

[voidbreaker]

Take a nap.

[vigilantics]

Helpful.

[voidbreaker]

It would wake you up.

[vigilantics]

Or make you ten times sleepier.