BEAU

[voidbreaker]

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[disreguarded]

When I talked to him yesterday he hadn't eaten anything since before the trial, so make sure that he fucking does and that he doesn't brush you off.

[ grumble. ]

... I just hope Phoenix will talk to someone at all.

[voidbreaker]

His bed is full of peanut shells what is he doing, hugging them at night?

[ FATASSXIAN??? ]

I'll send the most persuasive talkers at him until someone sticks.

[disreguarded]

Peanuts are not real food, Ash. [ oh my god ]

[voidbreaker]

Tell that to Wuxian.

[ his bed is a mess, beau. ]

[disreguarded]

That is - exactly what I'm trying to tell him. [ she knows she's seen his sleeves ] That peanuts are not real food and he needs to eat something that has nutrition so he doesn't fucking keel over mid trial.

[voidbreaker]

...

If he does someone might be able to clear his clothes of all the food he keeps hiding in there like some kind of gremlin.

[disreguarded]

Just put him in the washing machine. All of him.

[voidbreaker]

[ BEAU. 3PO HAS ONLY BEEN DEAD THREE DAYS??? ]

Or dunk him in the lake.

[disreguarded]

[ sometimes you have a dark sense of humor ]

Tried that. Noodles threw him back out.

[voidbreaker]

Bribe the lake noodle to not throw him out until he's clean.