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[ did i use the same pc post as before? yes because it's perfect. just like the filter name.
anyway ash is at the bar, and he maybe looks like he's starting to get a leetle bit of a black eye and he has a cut on his cheek but he's fine.
it's been like three hours
but he's fine. ]
anyway ash is at the bar, and he maybe looks like he's starting to get a leetle bit of a black eye and he has a cut on his cheek but he's fine.
it's been like three hours
but he's fine. ]
[ it's fine, it's also been like three hours for beau and she's in equally bad shape. she's got the start of a black eye and some bruises, and she's making her way back to the bar, which is now her house.
when she sees Ash, she gives him a lazy wave as she collapses on a stool at the bar. ]
Sup, man. Nice shiner.
when she sees Ash, she gives him a lazy wave as she collapses on a stool at the bar. ]
Sup, man. Nice shiner.
[ ash doesn't say anything, he just pushes a bottle of something at beau. anything. it's just alcohol. ]
Petition to throw insecure assholes from Blue's mansion out onto the road and leave them there to have their tantrums alone.
Petition to throw insecure assholes from Blue's mansion out onto the road and leave them there to have their tantrums alone.
[ she huffs out a laugh. ]
You saw Asch too, huh. [ she grabs said alcohol, fiddling with it. she's still tipsy. ]
You saw Asch too, huh. [ she grabs said alcohol, fiddling with it. she's still tipsy. ]
[ uggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhh. ]
Yeah.
The fuck is his ongoing, deeprooted issue?
Yeah.
The fuck is his ongoing, deeprooted issue?
I mean, I could tell you, but it's his business. [ sniff. ] He's probably just fucking mad because he went off to die dramatically and ended up here instead.
[ he snorts. ]
Nah, I don't give a shit.
Is that why he looked like he'd shut down?
Nah, I don't give a shit.
Is that why he looked like he'd shut down?
Sure was. He gave this super emotional speech about wanting to choose his own fate to me, Zenitsu and Anya, and took a portal to his doom or whatever. And then we all showed up here.
....
[ there's just a silence
and then he starts laughing. like really hard. ]
[ there's just a silence
and then he starts laughing. like really hard. ]
[ it makes HER laugh too, which dissolves into her trying to cover it with her hands. god. ]
[ i'm glad it only took ten comments for them to dissolve into a giggle fit. ]
Hey, on the bright side if we make it out of this again he can redo the speech, but better.
Hey, on the bright side if we make it out of this again he can redo the speech, but better.
[ a gigglefit at asch's misfortune even ]
Right? He has a whole couple of weeks to prepare. Gods, he's an idiot. [ she likes him though, because she's weird. a beat. ] If we make it out of here, anyway.
Right? He has a whole couple of weeks to prepare. Gods, he's an idiot. [ she likes him though, because she's weird. a beat. ] If we make it out of here, anyway.
[ the best kind. ]
We managed once before. Maybe the odds'll be in our favour, and then we can all sit down and applaud our way throuh Carrot-top's award winning speech.
We managed once before. Maybe the odds'll be in our favour, and then we can all sit down and applaud our way throuh Carrot-top's award winning speech.
[ what up beau it's sunday, funday, and ash is in the cafeteria looking to get him some C O F F E E ]
[ what's up dude sorry i got distracted by the conga line of punching phoenix
anyway beau's like, half asleep, half dead on a table. she's sitting on the table and not in a chair with a coffee cup. she just squints at ash. ]
anyway beau's like, half asleep, half dead on a table. she's sitting on the table and not in a chair with a coffee cup. she just squints at ash. ]
[ he squints back ]
You look like shit, Haymaker.
You look like shit, Haymaker.
I feel like shit. I'm hungover. [ like a lot. ]
Like half of it. Majima had the other half. [ heurururughhh ]
That's a lie, I know I had some.
[ hm. ]
Need more coffee?
[ hm. ]
Need more coffee?
Yes. Gods, yes. [ she says. please take her mug. she shoves it in his direction. get her coffee. ]
Maybe if I drink enough I'll vibrate hard enough to knock the headache out of my head.
Maybe if I drink enough I'll vibrate hard enough to knock the headache out of my head.
[ welp. he's here to save the day. ]
Or you'll just end up even more hungover-useless.
[ let's be honest. ]
Or you'll just end up even more hungover-useless.
[ let's be honest. ]
Probably. Either way I'm useless today, so I might as well enjoy myself.
You call a raging headache “enjoying yourself”?
[ hm ]
You want this plain, or do you want sugary crap in it too?
[ hm ]
You want this plain, or do you want sugary crap in it too?
I call drinking coffee enjoying myself, dude. And no, but if there's milk anywhere over there, put that in.
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