[ ..... aaahhhh. what the heck. this cat thing is bad for his health. ash's own tail flicks a little, because he's still not in control of this stupid thng. ]
Imagine if you hadn't. You'd be a heap on the floor in there.
[ in the kitchen, ash's just gonna root around the fridge and see what's in there. ]
Anything in particular you wanna eat? [ mister "i got my ass kicked by the req room again". ]
Coffee isn't a food replacement, and you'll get a caffeine boost and won't sleep. [ there's just a dry, unimpressed look. there's like. cold cuts? and bread, and eggs. he can work with this ]
[ ash doesn't say anything. he just makes the sandwich, layers some tasty foods and some veggies in there and once the sandwich is down he brings it over and
shoves it against akira's mouth. "Make him", indeed. ]
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I really don't know. I wonder if it only happens when we use the room to try and fight back against the house?
[which would make sense; it'd be the house's manner of retaliating against them]
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[ there's a pause, before: ]
That'd add up. It did go all weird after you nailed it in the face with a paperweight.
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But if we use it to find the source, or the heart, or how to separate Blue and the house, or to speak to the house directly, it eats a piece of us.
Great.
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[ sarcasm! ]
For now shutting down the room and hoping people aren't dumb enough to go in anyway's probably the best option.
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Yeeeeah, probably. I'll talk to Blue first, but if I get confirmation of my theory I'll make sure to put up a sign.
[and then after that he is not responsible for what happens to people who use the room]
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I don't think they'd keep us waiting on this one. The sooner we know, the sooner we shut off a power source for this place.
[ ya did stupid, but ya did good. ] You had anything to eat since you got out of there?
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[his stomach growls]
Uh. . .
Nnnnno?
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Alright. C'mon then. Kitchen.
[ he gives akira's ear a light tug and then starts walking. c'mon sleepy head. ]
If you're gonna pass out, it'll be because of crap you pulled exploring, not because you just forgot to eat.
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[nevertheless! he is hobbling behind his fellow captive, leaning most of his weight against his crutch as he moves]
At least I ate dinner before getting locked in. . .
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Imagine if you hadn't. You'd be a heap on the floor in there.
[ in the kitchen, ash's just gonna root around the fridge and see what's in there. ]
Anything in particular you wanna eat? [ mister "i got my ass kicked by the req room again". ]
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[hm]
[someone please take away the cat puns]
Li'l bit of coffee to keep me going until I can sleep like a dead guy is a good idea.
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[ akira you're banned from cat puns. ]
Coffee isn't a food replacement, and you'll get a caffeine boost and won't sleep. [ there's just a dry, unimpressed look. there's like. cold cuts? and bread, and eggs. he can work with this ]
Sandwich?
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[he is clearly not taking his ban seriously!!!]
Yeah, yeah. A sandwich is fine.
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shoves it against akira's mouth. "Make him", indeed. ]
If you're eating you can't make terrible puns.
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[bright side: no more puns, for now]
[not so bright side: he's gonna let one loose once he's done eating]
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he's also gonna pet a kitty ear. maybe akira will fall asleep and there will be no puns. ]