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[voidbreaker]

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[voidbreaker]

[ and the crowd goes wild. ]

Sounds like you get into all kinds of fun.

[ brace yourself, it seems like ash has got his books and he's turning himself on the ladder to just. jump down. whoosh. ]

[slobjection]

[ just don't expect him to catch you, ash!! ]

Not as fun as getting kidnapped to spooky mysterious manors.

All done with the book tossing?

[voidbreaker]

[ he'll land on his feet, no worries ]

The kidnapping's new. Ridiculous shenanigans cropping out of nowhere? Not so much.

For the moment, yeah. Until I finish them and need more.

[slobjection]

Sounds like an interesting life.

[ he can relate. ]

So what did you pick out?

[ he's going to rifle through the books now! ]

[voidbreaker]

If that's what you wanna call it.

[ Ash brushes off the cover of one of the books. ]

Looks like a history book. Might give us some clues where we are, if the history sounds familiar to anyone.

[slobjection]

What would you call it?

[ phoenix starts flipping through a book he's holding, himself. ]

Hm. Now this looks familiar.

[ it's a law book!! one he never read. ]

[voidbreaker]

Annoying.

[ One word, makes the point. ]

Something from your home?

[slobjection]

[ phoenix laughs!!! ]

Good one.

[ he opens the book to show it to ash, it's pretty boring legalese. ]

Something like that. Interesting coincidence, no?

[voidbreaker]

[ he's earned one hobo laugh. achievement. ]

That's twice. I found a popular novel from back home here.

[slobjection]

[ it's not that hard to earn tbf ]

Nice of them to cater to us.

[ he idly flips through the law book then moves on to the next. ]

[voidbreaker]

Is that what you call it?

[ Catering, huh? ]

[slobjection]

Sure.

[ he's being sarcastic, ash!!! ]

What would you call it?

[voidbreaker]

Jackassery. Trying to unsettle us on purpose? I've got a few ideas.

[slobjection]

[ ha ha! ]

[ +1 ash approval. ]

They must have really done their research if they're able to pick our books from each of our homes.

[voidbreaker]

If they were able to pluck us right out of it without raising like seventeen separate personal and literal alarms, then I think them finding books from our world wouldn’t be impossible.

[slobjection]

But premediated, maybe.

[voidbreaker]

That too.

[ ehhhhh ]

Which raises a bunch more questions.

[slobjection]

Seems like that's Master Blue is giving us.

... Plus the new clothing.

[voidbreaker]

Master Blue can shove the clothing for all I care. I want my shit back.

[slobjection]

Me too. Wonder where we can file a complaint.

[ nowhere!! ]

[voidbreaker]

Bang on the walls and shout it real loud. It'd do about as much good as actually filing a complaint to someone here.

[slobjection]

Could be a good stress relief, though.

[voidbreaker]

And bound to endear you to the locals.

[slobjection]

I don't think those girls find us very endearing either way.

[ hon hon hon how funny! ]

[ also god we need a more recent pc ]

[voidbreaker]

I dunno. Maybe we'll grow on them.

[ OPENS ARMS TO SIPP. MORE PCS. ]