STEPH

[voidbreaker]

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[vigilantics]

They said that it'll be something we won't expect, right?

[voidbreaker]

... Not much point in throwing ideas around if it’s not something we’d think of in the first place. Unless it’s memory fuckery, then we wouldn’t know what we’d lost.

[vigilantics]

Please don't jinx us that badly.

[voidbreaker]

Hey, if it's something we'd "never expect" then the fact that was one of the first things we thought of...

[ well. hopefully it won't be that. ]

[vigilantics]

Maybe it's letting us go home early.

[voidbreaker]

That would be surprising.

[vigilantics]

[ tsuru is shaking in the gy ]

It's probably the most surprising thing they can hit us with.

[voidbreaker]

[ tsuru has non surprise rights anymore. ]

I doubt it'll be anything remotely positive.

[vigilantics]

... probably not.

But I can have dreams.

[voidbreaker]

And watch them get crushed.

[ i wish this was post monday so i could segueway this into steph's messy love life. ]

[vigilantics]

They can get crushed a little more softly.

[ stop ]

[voidbreaker]

Nothing about these fucked up games are "soft".

[vigilantics]

[ she snorts ]

I dunno, there are some chickens around.

[voidbreaker]

Those things have claws and beaks, nothing about those are soft.

[vigilantics]

... have you gotten pecked by one?

[ it manages a small smile out of her. ]

[voidbreaker]

Not here?

But monsters have them too, so can verify: they hurt like hell.

[vigilantics]

Ah.

I assume the monsters might be bigger?

[voidbreaker]

Yeah. Beaks and claws are sharp no matter the size though, right?

[vigilantics]

True.

I just might run a little faster depending on the size though.

[voidbreaker]

Yeah, good plan. Flying types are usually a pain in the ass.

[vigilantics]

Oh, flying... must be nice to be able to fight gravity.

[voidbreaker]

They're like giant birds and they fly at your head, I'd prefer if they didn't.

[vigilantics]

Maybe we can invest in giant fly swatters.

[voidbreaker]

Could probably just make them, being kinda surrounded by trees as we are.

[vigilantics]

We'd have to be able to carry them.