KARA

[voidbreaker]

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[unfriendliest]

Of course not. I'm not stupid.

[ did ash miss the threatening and the sarcasm or, ]

[voidbreaker]

[ i mean i did it's fine ]

Yeah, and some people played video games with our hosts on like week one last time. You never know. [ in this house we doxx akira ]

[unfriendliest]

So the portal didn't work there, either?

[voidbreaker]

The portal?

[unfriendliest]

That guy said video games are "portals to alternate dimensions."

[voidbreaker]

I don't think it's literal.

[ how the heck did ash never play videogames in blues what was i doing ]

Like... books "take you to another world" but they don't literally drop your ass in a different dimension.

[unfriendliest]

[ oh no someone is a bitch ]

...He acted like it was.

[voidbreaker]

Who’s “he”?

[unfriendliest]

[ shit how do i describe belph SAVE ME GOOGLE WAN KENOBI ]

The one with the long, blond hair and blue* eyes.

[ i cannot actually tell if they're blue where's jan when you need her ]

[voidbreaker]

[ JAAAAAAAAAAAN JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN HELP US ]

...

[ the worst part is he spoke to belph but the heck if he remembers much about him other than he said ash looks like an anime. rude. ]

Doesn't ring a bell. It's just a phrase - books and stuff can be escapism, so maybe that's what he meant? Play a game, forget you've taken a forced detour to murder camp. That kind of thing.

[unfriendliest]

[ well guess belph is going on kara's shit list now, rip my jan cr ]

...Why would someone waste their time with that when they could be trying to find a way out?

[voidbreaker]

[ it’s fine at least it can’t be as complicated as last game

probably ]

You tried it yet?

[unfriendliest]

Yeah. He showed me how, but it seemed pointless.

[ WHICH IT IS, APPARENTLY ]

[voidbreaker]

Nah, I mean... the whole escaping thing. If you’re not planning to sit around gaming.

[ still. ]

Gotta be something to it if it’s that popular. I get playing a card game, but the video games are a new concept...

[unfriendliest]

Not yet. Had to check my sword first.

[voidbreaker]

[ hm. mood. ]

You think they messed with our weapons?

[unfriendliest]

I don't think so, but I wanted to be sure. And it's better to have it with me, anyway.

[voidbreaker]

[ hmmm. ash drops the axe from his shoulders and gives it a cursory swing, now there’s the space and a lack of people to accidentally hit in the process. ]

Better to find out now than when someone’s chasing you with a knife. [ ... ] Doesn’t feel any different to usual.

[ good ]

[unfriendliest]

[ eyeing it from a distance: ]

It doesn't look broken.

[ so it should be fine? ]

[voidbreaker]

[ hm. well.







there’s a clunking sound as the axe is suddenly Not Quite An Axe, and More Like A Scythe, actually. ]

... Yeah, it’s not broken. [ there is another clunk — the sound of metal folding against metal and it’s back to an axe. ] Good to know.

[unfriendliest]

[







well now kara's just staring at him and his weapon like they suddenly sprouted two heads? what the fuck? how? why? ]

[voidbreaker]

[












Haha! ]

Yeah?

[unfriendliest]

[ that looked so uncomfortable that kara doesn't even know what to say ]

...That isn't normal.

[



okay ]

[voidbreaker]

[ he shrugs ]

It’s more common than you’d think.

[ at least it’s not got “gunner” mode or “striker” mode and he doesn’t have to shout it out for everyone to hear mid battle, juna crawford. ]

[ just wait until the chain comes out at some point and the scythe goes flying ]

[unfriendliest]

[ oh, gross ]

What's wrong with a normal spear?