Because it's a stupid side effect. I fell asleep into the memorial chamber last night, and now I'm spouting eulogies. [ like becks knows how to phrase a eulogy, just pretend i'm really good at it ]
Only I don't know shit about any of the dead so I just keep referring to them generally, out of nowhere.
[an amused hum, but he starts digging in his (dry blood stained I'm sorry) drawstring backpack for. . . three boxes of crayons! one is scented, one is normal, and one is twistable]
... Hm. What are the other crayons in the packs? And how many are there? Either they're some kind of weird reference to the teams, or specifically something to do with the directors.
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Only I don't know shit about any of the dead so I just keep referring to them generally, out of nowhere.
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Ah.
When we can write letters to them I'm telling them that you said nice things about them.
[TATTLE TALE]
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[ TWO CAN TATTLE TALE. ]
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[HE AIN'T EVEN OFFENDED]
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[he laughs a little, but the tone is humorless as he lifts a hand to brush his fingers against the eye bandages]
My depth perception is all screwed up now.
I keep running into things.
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Yeah, it'll probably be like that for a bit. You'll get used to it though.
...
Shout if you want me to randomly throw a punch at you to dodge, for training purposes obviously.
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Didn't you make this exact same offer when I lost half of my leg?
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[ maybe he just wants
to punch. in the name of friendship. ]
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[it's fine sometimes punches in the name of friendship are good!!]
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[ he absolutely agrees. through his knuckles. ]
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[NO HE DOES NOT]
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. . . so, do you want to hear what we found in the cabin or not?
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But sure, share the details.
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[hm]
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Winter Wizard from the scented box, Purple Heart from the normal box, and Black Shadows from the twistable box.
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... Hm. What are the other crayons in the packs? And how many are there? Either they're some kind of weird reference to the teams, or specifically something to do with the directors.
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[Scented crayons: Alien Armpit, Big Foot Feet, Booger Buster, Dingy Dungeon, Gargoyle Gas, Giant's Club, Magic Potion, Mummy's Tomb, Ogre Odor, Winter Wizard (missing), Pixie Powder, Princess Perfume, Sasquatch Socks, Sea Serpent, Smashed Pumpkin, and Sunburnt Cyclops.
Regular crayons: Pink Flamingo, Desert Island, Caribbean Green, Manatee, Blush, Almonds, Aquamarine, Outer Space, Pink Sherbet, Banana Mania, Blue Bell, Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown, Cotton Candy, Canary, Antique Brass, Piggy Pink, Purple Heart (missing), Fern, Vivid Violet, Beaver, Sunset Orange, Mountain Meadow, Eggplant, and Shadow.
Twistable crayons: Sizzling Red, Red Salsa, Tart Orange, Orange Soda, Bright Yellow, Yellow Sunshine, Slimy Green, Green Lizard, Black Shadows (missing), Denim Blue, Blue Jeans, Plump Purple, Purple Plum, Sweet Brown, Brown Shugar, and Eerie Black]
[all other crayons are present!]
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looks at the crayon names
and then back at akira ]
I can't express how little I want to smell Gargoyle Gas, or Big Foot Feet.
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How about Mummy's Tomb?
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[ he's literally going to hold the scented pack away from akira. nnnnnnno. ]
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Mmm, anyway. . . I don't know what this means, but it's definitely something to keep in mind, right?
Did they name themselves after crayons and then take their namesake. . . crayons?
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[ wtf.... he's calling them the crayon crew in his head now. ]
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