AKIRA

[voidbreaker]

awww shit here they go again

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[survivaltricks]

[oh my god]

[JUST. LIFTS A HAND AND PRESSES IT AGAINST HIS FACE, FINGERS DRAGGING DOWN HIS FOREHEAD]

Well.

This sure is shitty.

[guess who has NONE PENS because they're ALL GONE, this guy]

[voidbreaker]

[ it's fine, ash has nothing either.

he opens his mouth like he's going to say something -- like shout "WHAT" again because what the hell is volume control -- but he stops himself and just flops backwards with a frown on his face. literally what is the point. ]

[voidbreaker]

[ thanks sticks and soft ground. ]

Yesterday evening.

[voidbreaker]

Probably.

Wish we knew who it was, I could move their cabin into the middle of the lake as a thanks.

[voidbreaker]

[ he can feel it in his bones, maybe. ]

What, yelling at people and keeping my back to a wall so no one can sneak up on me?

[survivaltricks]

[BY THE POWER OF RETCON. . . Akira grabs a stick and starts scribbling in the sand because thank god for sticks and sand, but he unfortunately does not yet realize that written word won't be translated, sooo]

[he gestures to the (very Japanese) symbols in the sand and gives Ash a curious look]

[voidbreaker]

[ RETCON RETCON RETCON ]

[ his face could not say "what the fuck" any harder. although it might look like one or two symbols are not exactly unfamiliar, they don't seem to make sense to him.

he picks up a stick and writes something back and. well. apparently zemurian just uses whatever the fuck script falcom wants with some kanji occasionally, so it probably looks like greek, english and something like japanese had an inadivisable orgy. ]

[survivaltricks]

[. . . wait. what?? what?????]

[????????]

[GIVES ASH A VERY BEWILDERED LOOK???]

[voidbreaker]

[ he just stares at him ]

[ and then GESTURES BACK AT AKIRA'S WRITING dude what ]

[survivaltricks]

Seriously? You can't read my writing and I can't read yours?

[HE JUST LOOKS SO PUT OUT NOW]

[voidbreaker]

...

Literally I can't hear, what the fuck Akira?

[ yeah that's about right ]

[survivaltricks]

[GOD]

[okay he stands up. and gestures to the ground. and holds up both hands. STAY HERE, ASH]

[and then he bolts towards the director's offices]

[???]

[voidbreaker]

[ welp


(celine dion voice) allll by hiiimmmmmmmmmmmsssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllffffffffffffffffff

ash carbide issssss ALLLLL BY HIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF


ONCE AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ]

[survivaltricks]

[ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT?? because some twenty minutes later Akira returns with some kind of. . . tablet. thing?]

[he hands it to Ash]

[voidbreaker]

[ he just kinda looks at it

and then looks at akira. thanks but what? ]

[survivaltricks]

Here. Let me know if this works.

[LO AND BEHOLD]

[THE WORDS SHOW UP ON THE SCREEN, LIKE SO]

[Here. Let me know if this wroks.]

[voidbreaker]

[ oh.

hey.

it makes sense. ]



Wrok?

[survivaltricks]

What?

[looks at the tablet]

[oh]

Work.

[voidbreaker]

[ looks at the tablet too. ]

...

Thank aidios for whatever this thing is.

[survivaltricks]

A speech-to-text translator. I don't know what the heck was going on with our writing, but this will take care of you until your hearing returns.

Thank the directors.

[they did a good job!!]

[voidbreaker]

[ hm ]

Your writing. I mean, I was just writing how I always write. Was that how you normally write?

[survivaltricks]

Uh, yeah? It's Japanese. I guess for some reason though our speech is translated our written word isn't.

[beyond that? he's got nothing]