AKIRA

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awww shit here they go again

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WEEK 2 - monday, subd verse

[voidbreaker]

[ welcome to hogwarts, hogsmeade i guess. ash certainly looks like he isn't really sure what to make of literally any of this - it looks super quaint and twee, but he's looking in this bookshop window and that book is definitely trying to snap at him through the glass. ]

Seriously, what the hell is this place.

[survivaltricks]

[Akira is staring through the window too, wagging his fingers at the book because. . . I mean. he's Akira]

A nice place for a date, probably. . .?

[voidbreaker]

[ please don't taunt the monster book, it'll be a pain if it smashes through the glass. or, y'know. do, and ash can blame the damages on akira. ]

Looking to clear the tasks quickly?

[survivaltricks]

I like to have then done by Tuesday at the earliest.

[he cracks Ash a coy smile]

So? How about it? [a beat] But maybe not a date in the bookshop.

[let's not get eaten by monster books]

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So you can deal with all the other fuckery going on and not worry about them?

[ hoo boy. ]

I dunno, that lil' guy seems fond of you. Maybe he wants in. [ the book is jumping up at the window now, and bouncing off. "fond" indeed. ]

What else is there here? I guess we gotta explore.

[survivaltricks]

That sounds about right. I'm a busy guy.

[is he joking?? a mystery!!]

And yeah, let's take a look around. I thought I saw a nice tea shop somewhere. . . [a beat] We can even hold hands while we do it.

[voidbreaker]

As long as you're not spreading yourself too thin everywhere.

[ a mystery.... ]

Lead the way. [ he just looks at akira, and his hand, and raises an eyebrow. ]

[survivaltricks]

[h-hahaha Akira?? spread himself thin?? hahaha!!]

[and before Akira starts walking he just. . . extends his hand to Ash, fingers waggling. come on now. don't be shy]

[voidbreaker]

[ :beegun:

...

akira you're an embarrassment.

but fiiinnnneeee. after a moment he'll start walking and grab onto akira's hand as he goes past. ]

[survivaltricks]

[HEH. Akira seems happy with this arrangement as he links his hands with Ash's and swings their arms back and forth as they walk]

[HE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT. HE IS GOING FULL HAM, HERE]

[voidbreaker]

[ he is hamming it up more than a breakfast sandwich. ]

You gonna start skipping next?

[survivaltricks]

I might.

[he won't. he'll spare Ash that much]

[also they are passing. . . gasp! the joke shop!!]

Oh, I like the way this place looks.

[voidbreaker]

[ the joke shop!! ]

... It looks chaotic.

[ there's a pause, and then: ]

Shame we can't take stuff back with us. [ some of those things say exploding on them, and that's important. ]

[survivaltricks]

It really is, isn't it?

[a forlorn sigh, but Akira is grinning as they enter the shop]

But we can have as much fun as we want with them while we're here.

[voidbreaker]

[ in they go~ ]

You could fling some of this stuff into people's cabins, if we could take them back. [ dung bombs? in a cabin? terrible, yet brilliant.

he grabs what looks like a yo-yo as they wander past. i'm sure it's fine. ]

[survivaltricks]

[is it. . . Akira is going for some fireworks]

Are you trying to make people angry, Ash?

[voidbreaker]

It's only a problem if they catch me.

[ he... lets the yo-yo drop, almost casually. or it would be casual if the yo-yo didn't scream blue-murder as it falls, causing ash to jump. ]

What the fu---??

[survivaltricks]

[JESUS CHRIST]

[Akira jerks back, fingers slipping from Ash's, and instinctively tries to cover his ears]

. . . put it down! Put it down!

[voidbreaker]

[ he's already shaking it off his hand, where it rolls, still screaming, under a display table and quietens down.










wow. ]

[survivaltricks]

[WOW]

That was terrible.

[voidbreaker]

[ he just. wanders back to look at the display case for those yo-yos and... ]

"Screaming yo-yo".

... Okay, but... why?

[survivaltricks]

[he has no idea, but]

[he's cracking up now]

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[ .....


he picks up the rest of them and drops them.




they all shriek at akira ]

[survivaltricks]

[-- LAUGHTER TURNS INTO YELLING]

HEY CUT THAT OUT!!

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he lets the yo-yos fly back up, and catches them. ]