[ he's gonna start charging all of you assholes for the amount of time he spends as the mansion's personal crutch/piggybacker/lugger-outer-of-gods-that-pass-out-in-nightmare-rooms...er. ]
Monday night. When the hell did you come in here?
[ hold up, he's dragging agni's sorry ass up. bear with him. ]
[ up you get. ash can figure it's... probably something to do with how tired this place makes you? or that's the assumption he's working on, so. he'll be dragging agni's dumb ass towards the door.
... [ he wants to ask what was so important that he wouldn't leave before he passed out, but-- somehow he's pretty sure Someone will just skirt around the question. ]
Alright. You've got your key? Didn't drop it in the room or anything?
I asked for the means of separating Blue from the house, to see what it'd show me.
—I wouldn't recommend doing this carelessly, by the way. From the way Blue talked... you only get one shot at messing with that room before it retaliates in worse ways.
I know someone already asked for "the heart", so I didn't want to repeat what they did. And a few other people are going to try asking for a red bell...
[he shakes his head.]
I've just got no energy. It'll probably last for a day or two, unless the house is really mad.
[ there's a very, very dry edge to his voice: ] The next person, or people, who barges in there without telling more than two people beforehand is getting locked in their damn room if I have to drag their asses out of that room at the end of it.
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jan this is why we can't have nice things. ash leans over and, after a second, nudges him with his foot. ]
Hey.
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... Ash...?
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ash crouches down, elbows propped against his knees and gives agni the most raised of eyebrows. ]
That's my name. You could've picked a way better place for a nap, y'know.
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[he attempts to push himself up with his good arm, before he gives up and flops back down.]
What day is it? Is it still Monday...?
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Monday night. When the hell did you come in here?
[ hold up, he's dragging agni's sorry ass up. bear with him. ]
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Not that long ago, then. [...] If you're here, then I guess I'm not trapped inside. That's good.
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[ up you get. ash can figure it's... probably something to do with how tired this place makes you? or that's the assumption he's working on, so. he'll be dragging agni's dumb ass towards the door.
time to leave. ]
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[whoo, leaving. thankfully, nothing stops them.]
Can you take me back to Room 12? Sorry for the trouble...
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Alright. You've got your key? Didn't drop it in the room or anything?
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Nope, still got it.
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Good, I'm not wasting a 'pick on your door if no one's in. [ time to shuffle ]
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agni at least doesn't appear to be injured (besides his previous stuff), just. drained of all energy.]
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...
siiiigh. ]
What were you so focused on there that you stayed until you literally passed the hell out?
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—I wouldn't recommend doing this carelessly, by the way. From the way Blue talked... you only get one shot at messing with that room before it retaliates in worse ways.
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That makes a lot of sense, actually. You're not hiding physical injuries? No mirror slashes or anything?
[ he's. yeah. he's lived that life. things probably went south when akira threw a paperweight in the house's avatar's face. ]
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[he shakes his head.]
I've just got no energy. It'll probably last for a day or two, unless the house is really mad.
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[ there's a very, very dry edge to his voice: ] The next person, or people, who barges in there without telling more than two people beforehand is getting locked in their damn room if I have to drag their asses out of that room at the end of it.
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[ sure ]
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And of course you waltzed on into the most dangerous room in the house alone, so no one could drag your ass out of there immediately.
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