Yeah, witches. And dude, you don't know witches. They're SO mean!! Like, sure, summon me to help you out, I can do that, but those people wring me out like a towel and take advantage of me! They want like a limousine, and a fancy dinner, and stuff they definitely can't afford! I might be the Avatar of Greed, but I'm not made of money!!
I dunno. Sure, one of the Witches I've met seems like a piece of work but her sister looks like she wouldn't say boo to a goose, even if the goose was trying to tear her leg off. Maybe you just attract a certain kind of lady?
Are you sure he was a demon and not like, a super-obsessed fight fetish guy? Doesn't sound like anyone I know. Even Asmo isn't horny for that kinda stuff.
[The implication goes WAY over his head since he wasn't born by the typical means. :,)]
Eh, I guess? It's a hassle gettin' all of us to go to Student Council meetings, that's for sure. Lucifer always gets headaches when it comes to that. Serves him right.
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Aw, you know what? I BET it's because of those witches...they wanted to give me a bad name and a bad image...
[How mean!!!]
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[ ... ]
I think Witches have more shit to be bothering with than putting unflattering pictures of you in a book.
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[Sorry Ash, it's RANT ABOUT WITCHES time]
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I dunno. Sure, one of the Witches I've met seems like a piece of work but her sister looks like she wouldn't say boo to a goose, even if the goose was trying to tear her leg off. Maybe you just attract a certain kind of lady?
[ Golddiggers, Mammon.
You attract golddiggers. ]
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[Just his luck, huh?? Forever bullied by witch and demon and human alike...]
It's not like I have any control over being summoned, either. This blows...
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Huh. You literally get summoned? Like, magic circle and all?
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[Yes, he is.]
And yeah, I am. Like, how else do ya call a demon?
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[ He can't imagine how. ]
Sometimes they just show up because they're dicks and have a fight boner for half the people your instructor knows. [ It just be that way sometimes. ]
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[DENIAL]
A fight boner? Sheesh, talk about a weird fetish...
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[ Sure sounds fancy, huh? ]
Yeah, that guy was something else. Desperate to fight anything that moved, and had the skills to back it all up.
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[JUST SAYING...]
Are you sure he was a demon and not like, a super-obsessed fight fetish guy? Doesn't sound like anyone I know. Even Asmo isn't horny for that kinda stuff.
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Dunno. Maybe Ogre's a better term, but whatever he was he was totally into a fighting challenge.
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[basically: demon man with the power of Horny]
Did he ever fight you?
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One of. How many have you got?
[ Hm. ]
Nope. He fought my Instructor though, and some others. I wasn't keeping a tab.
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Six. Sometimes it feels like waaaaay too many if you ask me. I'm the second oldest.
[He doesn't act like the second oldest but whatever!!]
If I remember correctly, you were goin' to some hotshot military school?
[From the plaque.]
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WOW??????????? ]
Six brothers. That's a kinda like overkill, huh?
[ Yeah he ain't touching that one. ]
Hotshot. Maybe? There's only one in Erebonia, but it's a pain in the ass to get into. Enrollment took up a helluva lot of time.
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Eh, I guess? It's a hassle gettin' all of us to go to Student Council meetings, that's for sure. Lucifer always gets headaches when it comes to that. Serves him right.
[PERISH, LUCIFER]
Erebonia? Where's that?
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Student Council meetings with demons, huh? You have that sort of thing where you're from?
Where I'm from. It's pretty big, and runs on military power more than the average place.
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Huh. [Never heard of it. How odd.] So you guys have some kind of giant cool army or somethin'?
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[ ... ] Something like that. Not sure it’s “cool” as much as it is it all expansive and causing 90% of the problems around the place, but you do you.