[ well... ash is gonna make a stop round by the director's office, just to see if the bnunies are back -- and more importantly whether they're still in those little outfits because what the fuck, stylish -- it would be great if he ran into someone here, huh? ]
[ well, after all those shenanigans, ash is down by the lake for a bit to just. y'know. not be around people for a bit.
he's flopped out on the ground by the lake again, arms folded under his head, looking pretty relaxed all things considered. considering everything that's happened over the weekend, this is a sort of weird mood to be in but. he'll take it for now. ]
Do you think they will? If they've got any control over the rules, maybe they'll add one, like "Ash Carbide can only ask 3 questions a day" or something.
Minako Arisato, reporting in! Do you need your papers pushed? Your complaints managed? Your petitions signed? I'll try to make at least one of those happen!
Like... someone trying to sell you stuff when you're outside a shop? 'Cause I've dealt with persistent shop workers before. [ not quite the same thing though... ]
Yeah, like that! Except they're getting paid based on if you agree to buy something, and also know exactly how to contact you at any time of the day, so the next thing you know, you're waking up at 3AM to listen to someone tell you to buy a whole set of tupperware containers, with a bonus of three crates of soda if you buy in the next five minutes.
[ ... ]
Anyways, that's the kind of schedule I can do for complaints.
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