Yeah, like that! Except they're getting paid based on if you agree to buy something, and also know exactly how to contact you at any time of the day, so the next thing you know, you're waking up at 3AM to listen to someone tell you to buy a whole set of tupperware containers, with a bonus of three crates of soda if you buy in the next five minutes.

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Anyways, that's the kind of schedule I can do for complaints.