THE BETTER GORO

[voidbreaker]

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WEEK 0, wednesday

[voidbreaker]

[ this is a great starter please praise me. ash is probably by the bonfire, and he's got a bunch of snacks around him.

he keeps spearing different ones on bamboo sticks and holding them over the fire. ]

[haw]

[ hey. there's a small thunk as a pebble hits the back of ash's head.

wheremst did that come from. ]

[voidbreaker]

[ he just flinches. ow?

and then keeps on cooking. ]

[haw]

[ uno mas pebble. thunk x2. ]

[voidbreaker]

[ he just spins around and flings a wholeass sausage at his attacker's head ]

[haw]

[ whoa! weird! there's no one there!

there is, however, a one-eyed dude crouched by ash's food stash, a marshmallow in one hand and the sausage ash just threw in the other. ]

Thanks for the food.

[ sup ]

[voidbreaker]

[ jesus mcfuckin' christ



ash is too young to have a heart attack ]

It's all nicked from the kitchen anyway.

[haw]

[ he just does this sometimes, it's fine ]

Yeah, but ya saved me the work of walkin' all the way over there.

[voidbreaker]

A little walking’s supposed to be good for you. Stress relief.

[haw]

[ his voice immediately goes flat. ]

Kid, no amount of walkin' could ever relieve the amount of stress I am under right now.

[voidbreaker]

Punch something. Also therapeutic.

[ he points at bamboo skewer at him ]

Not me.

[haw]

Hey, I wasn't plannin' on it anyway—I learned that lesson an hour after I woke up on Monday.

[voidbreaker]

[ ha. ]

Who'd you punch? [ ... ] Or who punched you?

[haw]

Tsuru-han—white-haired sword guy—jumped me in the bathroom.

[voidbreaker]

-- Oh, him.

I've been told he's pretty [ unique? exasperating? weird? maddening? ] interesting.

[haw]

He's... somethin'.

He ain't a bad guy, though. I kinda like him, in a weird way... y'know, when he's not keepin' me from droppin' a deuce in peace.

[ majima, ]

[voidbreaker]

[ majima ]

So, interesting, and a bit clueless then.